Hello and Welcome to the Monster Tree Service Blog. Today, by request, I will be sharing some more awesome tree jokes, and because, no kidding, it is International Joke Day! Who votes for this stuff? I want to be a part of this committee. I’m not complaining about their work, on the contrary, they had me at National Donut Day.

Where do saplings go to learn?

Elementree school.

What is every single tree’s least favorite month?

SepTIMMMBERRR!

Why did the pine tree get in trouble?

Because it was being knotty.

Happy 4th of July!